the most annoying people are the ones who just reply “no 💖” to recovery/self-improvement posts
THE WET BOX
ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there’s edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box
“These Pokemon are exceptionally kind and gentle. If they wander across an injured Pokemon, they’ll use the magic orb on their tail to help heal it! They’re easily startled, but are wonderful companions if you can get close to them.”
“White Mage” was suggested by LilBedoop on twitter and “Armadillo” was suggested by @also-jam1220-art!! Decided to combine 2 suggestions together from 2 newcomers whose ideas I hadn’t used yet! There were actually a good amount of great ideas for fairy types though!
my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party
UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect
this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”
fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image
so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…
and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.
people who refer to their favorite characters with pronouns that deviate from what said character uses in canon are stronger than any us marine
to everyone reblogging this and adding said blorbos + your pronouns for them in the notes i am kissing you sweetly
obsessed with these tags because my teacher Also made us do this once and i ended up transing the genders of like 70% of the cast. anything is possible if you put your mind to it. this Could be you.
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component it’s literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can’t do anything
can anyone find me that cute quick comic of a dog laying its head on the owner’s leg and it’s like “i love you! so bmuch!!! hi!!!” and then it looks at the sandwich on the table. i need it it’s so good
everyone is useless change my mind. find dog comic
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